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Overheard conversation (below)
Previously Overheard Conversation
Come on out from back down up in under there. Edith M. North Carolina
Well, for someone who gives lectures, you're young. M.M.
They schedule you to fish for an hour in the middle of the day before arts and crafts, and you know how to fish but they keep telling you what to do the whole time, and then you have to go to arts and crafts. And I hate it. Rambling Jim
I just realized dogs don't have boobs! M.C.
Uh huh, mm hm, yeah, okay, sure-- Ag! Dorito breath! Bobbie Lynne
I think I used to live around here. Brownfunkle
Someday I'm going to make a good commercial for gum. Rambling Jim
The eye doctor said my hair is prettier than yours. Tetta
You should totally take the dead squirrel to the eighth grade dance. E. S.
Make me make it work. Rambling Jim
Your mom was so mad when she went in the door to Walgreens a baby bird fell out of its nest and it died. I had to get a stick and scoot it over in the shade. C.C. Summer of 08, Louisville
That's my favorite picture of you where you look like an Asian baby with facial hair. Tetta
Look at that lonely billboard. Tetta
People work harder when they're scared. BF
I love it when it's 4:24 Brownfunkle
I'm not bitter, I just don't want to work here. Bob
People always think they are their own worst critic, but I think I'm a harsher critic of them. Tetta
Does it sound fun to help three kittens escape the grim reaper when they're lost in a graveyard? Bobbie Lynne, asking an opinion about a video game designed by S. Spielberg
No. It sounds insane. Rambling Jim, answering a question about a video game designed by S. Spielberg
I could tell you didn't want to do it from the way you didn't do it. F.M.
The title of the song is The Magic of Music but in the end it says Love is the greatest magic. Forget music. R.J.
It's just like a Jackson Pollock but without the drippiness. Tetta
Don't people know how to leave? Bobbie Lynne
Hey guys, guys, the camera doesn't record sound. Oh it does? Sorry. Take two. FM
That reminds me of the leafy appendages I learned about today that belong to sea dragons. Tetta
I love crazy aunts, unless they're mine. Shina
But when my pajama bottoms are in the wash, nobody gives a damn. Tetta
You're not even peeling the orange, you're just holding it, and dancing. Howl
My husband? Her? I mean, him? I don't care anymore. I have a dog. B.L.
--What kind of hug was that? Adam, On Having Been Hugged
When I was a little girl, I'd always take paint samples from the store, but I never bought their paint to paint anything. Tetta
Aren't you a little chubby to be a guard dog? Staff
I'd prefer a scrawny magic man to a strong non-magic man. Shina
Mom, it might be a good idea to put on some pants. traditional
Don't you want to stay? And glue your zebra pieces to your toilet paper roll? anonymous
I'm always afraid it's going to seem too Partridge Family. Leroy
Actually, the worst snack to have in the desert would be Ramen noodles,
because they're really salty, and you'd use up all your supplies making them.
Rambling Jim
Hurry, you're missing Romeo's butt. staff, to Tetta
I think I'd be good at hunting possums, because when they heard me, they'd play dead. Then I could whack them. Rambling Jim
I wish they had a version of this game for the Spanish-American war. Rambling Jim
The best stalker gift ever would be chapstick, used valentines, and weed flowers. Tetta
Aw, look, he's crying little Scientology tears. anonymous
If he was standing here he'd only be this tall, and mom would tell him not to stand on that. M.J. staff
Keep on mumbling Brandon. That's what you're good at. Rambling Jim
But the last thing I did wasn't very well though-out either, and it worked.
C.C. Louisville
Instead of you trying to get into the couch, I'd focus on getting the cat out of the couch. M.J. staff
Ever have one of those days when everything reminds you of a song by Meatloaf?
I was in beauty pageants before they were creepy, and that's my trophy. Klynn, Louisville
If Joe ever sold all this stuff he'd be sitting on a land mine. Dennis L.
So do you think the guy in the tree likes me? M.J.M staff
I'd hate to live next door to us. Rambling Jim, staff
Most of my parents died when I was young. I.L.
Doesn't this smell like a teenager who wears too much perfume and then fell in a pond? C.C. staff
All right, you've yelled some sense into me. Rambling Jim, staff
I've never been so aggravated by a dreidel. anonymous
This is a nice legal document, really nice. anon, online
I doubt you've ever seen a drain this beautiful. Speed Museum, 11/18/06
Another skill I'll need to be a surgeon is cussing at the right time to make things more dramatic. Rambling Jim, staff
The last time I saw Mark was the time he tried to sell me a towel. A.G.
I'm going to Six Flags tomorrow because it sounded fun two days ago. C.C., staff
Oh! I thought I moved my pinkie toe, but I didn't. Tetta
Oh! There's this one video that teaches you how to dance! Tetta
If mermaids are real they're going to be pissed. disputed, staff
Long story short, that's why I'm naked. anonymous
Everywhere I go people are trying to write mission statements. B.L., staff
I look like that actress who looks like a foot. anonymous
Jesus please help me get a good grade on my Hanuka project. Rambling Jim, staff
I'm adapting the story like I was saying Violence Is Not The Answer when really I was laughing my head off. C.C., staff
Maybe the mouse had a heart attack? and then buried himself? R.J and B.L., staff
In a larger sense, didn't we all fail to eat the last dab of the cereal?
Did I tell you how I accidentally hugged Marines? M.J.M., staff
Why do people want crepes delivered? Jon c.
Every time we have a party with sticks, somebody gets hurt. Al
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