Our Cub Reporters don't like being called "Cub Reporters" but can't agree on a term they prefer.
Young people are a tide of human replicants who will take over the world when we're all dead. As Shakespeare seemed to say, resistance is futile. So, hello and welcome, mutated spawn.
We're currently looking for student volunteers to investigate several highly classified leads, and file reports on stories the mainstream media won't touch. If you would like to write or help investigate a Sparrow report, send us your E-Mail or other mailing address. This is a child labor program. Serious inquiries only.
Despite mounting evidence to the contrary, the Herald Sparrow is a for-profit enterprise, and any of these articles may be printed in a future edition, by permission of the author(s) and the parental or guardian units. Published Sparrow cub reporters will receive press passes, our courier bags, bylines, and street cred.
QUALIFICATIONS
- Sandwich. Sparrow reporters are required to say sandwich, to make sandwiches, and eat sandwiches. Saying, making, or eating samwiches or other such variations will result in disciplinary action.
- Sparrow reporters are required to walk on moving sidewalks, and to walk up and down escalators, unless blocked by civilians, or encumbered by really heavy or awkward luggage, or something. As a matter of policy, we are not those people who are always standing obliviously in everyone else's way. Top level Herald Sparrow spies are required to complete 2 years of restaurant service, to learn to manage themselves among others. A Sparrow reporter seen stopping in the middle of a street or intersection to re-tie a sneaker will be fired.
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